A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, "How did you your peg leg?" "A shark bit it off." "How'd you get your hook hand?" "Lost my hand in a fight." "How'd you get the eyepatch" "Well, a seagull pooped on my eye, and it was the first day with the hook..."
Sanathiel: but his fingers are sexy! *is looking for a guy demon to date*
A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks him, "How did you your peg leg?"
"A shark bit it off."
"How'd you get your hook hand?"
"Lost my hand in a fight."
"How'd you get the eyepatch"
"Well, a seagull pooped on my eye, and it was the first day with the hook..."